The New York Stock Exchange traded slowly for all I could see. I could have traded the open but for some reason my connection was spotty so rather than have to frantically call my broker asking them to get me flat if my shit stopped responding, I just decided not to trade.
British Pound trades yielded nothing. All in all, today was a nothingburger.
Here, watch a Halo playthrough as this is probably what I’ll be doing for the rest of the day: